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What has a throne, but has no king?
What did the teenager say to another teenager when they got arrested for stealing diapers?
Mr. Black lived in a Black house, Ms. Pink lived in a Pink house & Mr. Blue lived in a Blue house. Who lived in the White house?
What's the difference between a kleptomaniac and a literalist?
Why was the belt arrested?
I can only be played on a windy day