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What do you call an apology sent via Morse Code?
What has a face, and a tail, but no body?
What is the difference between one yard and two yards?
Famous for cheese, wine and saying 'ooo la la'
If you're worried that grandpa will bite, just remove these.
I never sleep yet sometimes I weep. I can get angry or just be happy. Wherever you go, I will follow. No matter what you do, I will be there. I cannot die. What am I?