Answer:
What did the depressed math book say to the calculator, notebook, and dictionary?
What has a soul but doesnโt live and a tongue but canโt taste?
What is round on both ends and hi in the middle?
What is old, white, republican, old, white, republican, and old, white, and republican?
What five-letter word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?
I can only be played on a windy day