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You are in a room with 3 monkeys. One monkey has a banana, one has a stick, and one has nothing. Who is the smartest primate?
There is a pencil, an eraser,ruler and a razor blade in your pocket what is the next thing you can find there?
When kings, queens, knights and bishops go to war?
Why was the cat sitting at the computer?
When your undies attack you.
What did the piece of wood say when he saw the screwdriver and screws approaching?