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What's the difference between a kleptomaniac and a literalist?
I saw a strange creature. Long, hard, and straight, thrusting into a round, dark opening. Preparing to discharge its load of lives. Puffing and squealing noises accompanied it, then a final screech as it slowed and stopped.
In what room a ghost cannot enter?
Why did bob throw a stick of butter?
Why don't English rugby players get vaccinated before touring?
Why was the cook arrested?
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What am I?