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What do women and google have in common?
If lightning strikes an orchestra who is the one most likely to get hit?
I saw a strange creature, Long, hard, and straight, Thrusting in a round, dark, opening, Preparing to discharge its load of lives, Puffing and squealing noises accompanied it, Then a final screech as it slowed and stopped.
Have you heard about the restaurant on the moon?
Why was the big cat disqualified from the race?
I repeat only the last word you say. The more I repeat, the softer I got. I cannot be seen but can be heard. What am I?