Answer:
What falls often but never gets hurt?
How many teenagers does it take to empty the trash, take it out, and put in a new garbage bag?
A popular afterlife destination to send people, when you're mad at them.
A weighty currency.
Tuesday, Bill and Jim went to a restaurant they ordered and ate their food and stuff like that. Then they paid the bill, but neither Bill nor Jim paid the bill. Who did?
I can only be played on a windy day