Answer:
What is an army man's favorite month?
When your undies attack you.
Where Do Monkeys Get Their Exercise
What's red and white and goes up and down and up and down?
When set loose I fly away. Never so cursed as when I go astray
What did the piece of wood say when he saw the screwdriver and screws approaching?
Funny
Animal
Difficult
Easy
Food
Kids
Logic
What am I?