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What's large on Saturday and Sunday. Small on Tuesday, Wednesday, and Thursday, and disappears on Monday and Friday?
What did the bodybuilder say when he opened his tub of protein powder?
When set loose I fly away. Never so cursed as when I go astray
What begins with a T, Ends with a T, & Has T in it?
Why is a skeleton a bad liar?
A mysterious, fantastic creature, It has one defining feature, And for humans at their worst, In their eyes it's just a horse