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What is it that no man wants, but no man wants to lose?
i have hands but no arms to see and a face but do not talk no eyes but my name might disagree
Why did the stadium get so hot after the game?
Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one, Michael J Fox has a small one, Madonna doesn't have one, The pope has one but he never uses it, Bill Clinton has one and he uses it all the time! What is it?
What gift should you give blind people, drunks, and nerds for Christmas?
What language does a billboard speak?