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What is cut on a table but is never eaten?
Everyone has me and no one can lose me. What am I?
I am taken from a mine and shut in a wooden case from which I am never released. Yet I am used by almost everybody. What am I?
What kind of table can you eat?
A woman shoots her husband. Then she holds him underwater for five minutes. Next she hangs him. Right after she feeds him dinner. How can this be?
What language does a billboard speak?