Answer:
What do you call a three humped camel?
Weight in my belly trees on my back nails in my ribs feet I do lack.
You can see me in water, but I never get wet. What am I?
I plow and plow, but never sow. What am I?
I have a name that's not mine and no one cares about me in their prime. People cry at my sight and lie by me all day and night.
What did the piece of wood say when he saw the screwdriver and screws approaching?