Answer:
Dies half its life. Lives the rest. Dances without music. Breathes without breath.
When I get closer my tail grows longer, but when I go away my tail leads the way.
A great mysterious place that the bold have been known to journey into.
What runs around all day. Then lies under the bed. With its tongue hanging out?
When there is fire in me then I am still cold. When I own your true love’s face then you will not see me. To all things I give no more than I am given. In time I may have all things, and yet I can keep nothing.
What did the piece of wood say when he saw the screwdriver and screws approaching?
Difficult
Animal
Easy
Food
Funny
Kids
Logic
What am I?