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What is on its way but never arrives
You meet Dracula and his new girlfriend at a bar, you ask how they met. What is Dracula’s response?
What did the teenager say to another teenager when they got arrested for stealing diapers?
What did the chewing gum say to the shoe?
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick?
If you can spot one of these eastern warriors, it means they're not doing their job right.
Funny
Animal
Difficult
Easy
Food
Kids
Logic
What am I?