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What do you say to comfort an English teacher?
What's at least 6 inches long, goes in your mouth, and is more fun if it vibrates?
Your mother's brother's only brotherยญ-inยญ-law is asleep on your couch. Who is asleep on your couch?
What did the tree say to the leaves?
What do you call a three humped camel?
The strangest creature you'll ever find: Two eyes in front and many many more behind.