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I have long legs crooked thighs little head and no eyes.
I have no life but I can die. What am I?
Weight in my belly trees on my back nails in my ribs feet I do lack.
I have a title and many pages. I am a genteel of genteel descent. I am a killer veteran of war. I am a slave to my lord pledged to his service.
We are little airy creatures all of different voice and features one of us in glass is set. One of us you'll find in jet. Another you may see in tin. And the fourth a box within. If the fifth you should pursue it can never fly from you.
Why was the cook arrested?