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What do teens say when they are having difficulty with even numbers in their math class?
What has two butts and kills people?
What can never be put in a saucepan?
I run over fields and woods all day. Under the bed at night I sit not alone. My tongue hangs out, up and to the rear, awaiting to be filled in the morning
What did the tiger say after eating Jimmy Kimmel and Ellen De Generes?
I can only be played on a windy day