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A desert oasis where money magically disappears from your pocket!
What treat is never on time?
What's green and fuzzy and if it falls out of a tree on you, it will kill you?
What did the big candle say to the little candle?
Some women don't like to be called that, yet every woman wants one. It cries and makes a lot of noise, but smiles and gurgles when you give it toys.
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?