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Why are teddy bears never hungry?
What do you call it when a dinosaur farts?
A ham Sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer, and the bartender says?
I saw a strange creature. Long, hard, and straight, thrusting into a round, dark opening. Preparing to discharge its load of lives. Puffing and squealing noises accompanied it, then a final screech as it slowed and stopped.
What is a duck’s favorite snack?
What has wheels and flies but is not an aircraft?