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Squeeze me and I cry tears as red as flesh, but my heart is made of stone. What am I?
What has a head but never weeps a bed but never sleeps can run but never walks and banks but no money?
I can be cracked made told and played. What am I?
In your fire you hear me scream creaking and whining yet I am dead before you lay me in your hearth.
I am flora, not fauna. I am foliage, not trees. I am shrubbery, not grass. What am I?
A man goes out in heavy rain with nothing to protect him from it. His hair doesn't get wet. How does he do that?