Answer:
What did the thief get for stealing the calendar?
I am a small paradise surrounded by dryness and heat.
My snake-like body cracks and burns. I cause pain but pleasure too. What am I?
The more you add the less it weighs. What is it?
I can be repeated but rarely in the same way. I can't be changed but can be rewritten. I can be passed down, but should not be forgotten. What am I?
Give it food and it will live, give it water and it will die.