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A woman shoots her husband. Then she holds him underwater for five minutes. Next she hangs him. Right after she feeds him dinner. How can this be?
What is black when you buy it red when you use it and gray when you throw it away?
Find me on body builders or in the drink aisle. What am I?
I stand in one place yet fill the whole room. I can be filled with molten rock and come in every hue. What am I?
I dig out tiny caves and store gold and silver in them. I also build bridges of silver and make crowns of gold. Sooner or later everybody needs my help yet many people are afraid to let me help them.
What did the piece of wood say when he saw the screwdriver and screws approaching?
What am I?
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