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I am free the first time and the second time, but the third time is going to cost you money. What am I?
I can fly but I have no wings. I can cry but I have no eyes. Wherever I go darkness follows me.
Better touch me before you proceed to second. What am I?
To cross the water, I'm the way. For water I'm above, I touch it not and truth to say, I neither swim nor move. What am I?
You kick me, you punch me, and you beat me up all class. When you leave, you don't even say thanks for allowing you to beat me up. What am I?
Why was the cook arrested?