Answer:
Who is never hungry on Christmas Day?
I saw a strange creature, Long, hard, and straight, Thrusting in a round, dark, opening, Preparing to discharge its load of lives, Puffing and squealing noises accompanied it, Then a final screech as it slowed and stopped.
What has many keys, but can't even open a single door?
What kind of tree can you carry in your hand?
How does Lady Gaga like her sushi?
I can only be played on a windy day
Funny
Animal
Difficult
Easy
Food
Kids
Logic
What am I?