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Why are there no unemployed farmers?
What do you call a teacher with no arms, no legs and no body?
What has eyes but can not see?
What vegetable goes well with jacket potatoes?
A DJ does this to records. I do it to mosquito bites.
I repeat only the last word you say. The more I repeat, the softer I got. I cannot be seen but can be heard. What am I?