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Has 88 keys, but not one of them will open a door.
I met a man on the London bridge, he tipped his hat and drew his name, in this riddle I told you his name. What is it?
How fast do librarians travel?
What do you call a skeleton that makes you laugh and giggle when you’re sad?
How does am armless man play poker?
What’s a carpet’s favorite sport?