Answer:
Why does the Little Mermaid wear seashells?
What becomes easier to pick up the more it weighs?
Why is Santa so good at Karate?
Millions of these are crushed every morning to help people wake up.
Everyone claims to know a way to stop these involuntary contractions but none of them work.
What language does a billboard speak?
Funny
Animal
Difficult
Easy
Food
Kids
Logic
What am I?