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They can be long or short; they can be grown or bought; they can be painted or left bare; they can be round or square.
They are two brothers. However much they run, they do not reach each other.
Slang for the male half in a marriage.
When it's dirty this should never be aired in public.
What starts with a P, ends with an E and has a million letters in it?
What do you purposefully put lots of in and on your body, but run away from when you encounter it outside?