Answer:
Why to you never bring a Pokemon into the bathroom with you?
I saw a strange creature. Long, hard, and straight, thrusting into a round, dark opening. Preparing to discharge its load of lives. Puffing and squealing noises accompanied it, then a final screech as it slowed and stopped.
What did the grape do when he got stepped on?
What has a face, and a tail, but no body?
What happens to Composers when they die?
I can only be played on a windy day
Funny
Animal
Difficult
Easy
Food
Kids
Logic
What am I?