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Though desert men once called me God today men call me mad. For I wag my tail when I am angry. And growl when I am glad.
The more you work the more I'll eat.You keep me full I'll keep you neat.
I follow you all the time and copy your every move but you can't touch me or catch me. What am I?
I am a fruit with seed on the outside. What am I?
What is black when it's clean and white when it's dirty?
What did the piece of wood say when he saw the screwdriver and screws approaching?