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I'm a word that is not even strange. What am I?
I have two bodies joined together as one. When standing still I run and run.
Although a human shape I wear Mother I never had; And though no sense nor life I share in finest silks I'm clad. By every miss I'm valued much beloved and highly prized; still my cruel fate is such by boys I am often despised.
When you need me, you must find me. When you find me, you no longer need me. What am I?
Two bodies have I, though both joined in one. The more I stand still the faster I run. What am I?
Why was the cook arrested?