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The more he has the less he weighs. What is it?
What do you call a three humped camel?
Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one, Michael J Fox has a small one, Madonna doesn't have one, The pope has one but he never uses it, Bill Clinton has one and he uses it all the time! What is it?
What do teens say when they are having difficulty with even numbers in their math class?
What do women and google have in common?
I am owned by Old McDonald.