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Every night I'm told what to do and each morning I do what I'm told. But I still don't escape your scold
What do you call a bear in the rain?
I am alive without breath and cold as death. I am never thirsty but always drinking.
What kind of band never plays music?
You shoot me but I don't die. You hang me but I don't die. What am I?
What made Cyclops quit teaching?