Answer:
Blend a teapot shot so the pearlies wonβt rot!
The man who invented it doesn't want it. The man who bought it doesn't need it. The man who needs it doesn't know it. What is it?
How far will a blind dog walk into a forest?
I can run but not walk. Wherever I go, thought follows close behind.
When it comes in, From sea to shore, Twenty paces you'll see, No less, no more.
I am rarely touched but often held. If you are smart you'll use me well. What am I?