Answer:
Wafula was in his vineyard when it started to rain. He did not have an umbrella and he wasn't wearing a hat. His clothes were soaked, yet not a single hair on his head got wet. How could this happen?
What are you certain to find inside your pocket when you reach into it?
What did the turkey say to the rooster when he challenged him to a fight?
Money
What does a dyslexic agnostic insomniac do on his free time?
Black we are and much admired. Many seek us if they are tired. We tire the horse, and comfort man, and turn White when we've fulfilled your plan.