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What has a bottom at the top?
What goes up a chimney down but can't go down a chimney up?
I have a few points but we're not competing. I'll help you win when you're eating. What am I?
I contain six letters minus one and you got twelve.
A woman shoots her husband. Then she holds him underwater for five minutes. Next she hangs him. Right after she feeds him dinner. How can this be?
A man goes out in heavy rain with nothing to protect him from it. His hair doesn't get wet. How does he do that?