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How can a pants pocket be empty, but still have something in it?
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What did addition say to subtraction when they discovered each other on Facebook?
How would it be possible for an unhappily married couple who can’t stand being around each other and are contemplating divorce enjoy a romantic meal and a bottle of wine at the same restaurant?
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What did the piece of wood say when he saw the screwdriver and screws approaching?