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I can bring tears to your eyes, resurrect the dead, make you smile, and reverse time. I form in an instant, but I last a lifetime. What am I?
Everyone asks for me but yet everyone hates to face me. For someone I am agony for others I am relief. Who am I?
I am not a toy though many use me for pleasure. I have a butt but I cannot poo.
I have a neck and no head two arms but no hands. I go with you to school I go with you to work.
I am always coming but I never arrive. What am I?
Why was the cook arrested?