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What can you always count on?
What do you call an alligator in a vest?
When young, I am sweet in the sun. When middle-aged, I make you gay. When old, I am valued more than ever.
What do spies where on there feet?
What lies in bed, and stands in bed? First white then red. The plumper it gets the better the old women like it?
What did the piece of wood say when he saw the screwdriver and screws approaching?
Funny
Animal
Difficult
Easy
Food
Kids
Logic
What am I?