Answer:
Sheets of paper that tell new stories each day.
What has black spots and a white face, is fat not thin, and helps you to win, but tumbles all over the place?
What is filled with air and sometimes a gas, tied to a string and often seen on your birthday?
What has a hundred limbs, sometimes leaves, but cannot walk?
Dry though I may be, I am still a sea.
Why was the cook arrested?