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Flat as a leaf, round as a ring. Has two eyes, can't see a thing.
During the 1800's these turned women into hourglasses and is becoming more popular again these days
A muttered rumble was heard from the pen, and I, in my walking stopped to look in. What was this I saw? A massive beast, hoofed, and jawed. With spikes upon its mighty brow, I watched as he struck the turf and prowled. And yet for all of his magnificence, he couldn't get out of that wooden fence.
My first keeps time, my second spends time, my whole tells time.
How far will a blind dog walk into a forest?
Of these things - I have two. One for me - and one for you. And when you ask about the price, I simply smile and nod twice.