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Both punishment and sweet reward, It will befall both fool and lord. It is a spiritual scoreboard, Your every deed it does record.
Power enough to smash ships and crush roofs. Yet it still must fear the sun.
What is made of wood but can't be sawed?
When does Christmas come before Thanksgiving?
I bubble and laugh and spit water in your face. I am no lady, and I don't wear lace.
Dry though I may be, I am still a sea.
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What am I?