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What do you call it when a dinosaur farts?
A salutation from the islands.
What do you get when you mix lemons with gun powder?
George walked for thirty minutes in the pouring rain without getting a single hair on his head wet. He didn't have a hat or an umbrella and his coat had no hood. How did he do that?
Why is Ireland the biggest country in the world?
What did the piece of wood say when he saw the screwdriver and screws approaching?