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Come November 1st, many of these will be found smashed on sidewalks
This is a pear-shaped fruit with a rough leathery skin, smooth oily edible flesh, and a large pit in the center. It is most used in guacamole dip
It is basically a cake made of cow.
What has ears but can't hear?
I'm a thick slice of beef or other high-quality meat or fish that is often cooked on a grill or fried.
My days are numbered.