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I never was but am always to be, and everyone looks forward to me
Spies and detectives do this to phones and musical shoes make this sound.
In what year did Christmas Day and New Year's Day fall in the same year?
Meat that has been cured by being cut into long, thin strips and dried
What has black spots and a white face, is fat not thin, and helps you to win, but tumbles all over the place?
What do you purposefully put lots of in and on your body, but run away from when you encounter it outside?