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Although a human shape I wear Mother I never had; And though no sense nor life I share in finest silks I'm clad. By every miss I'm valued much beloved and highly prized; still my cruel fate is such by boys I am often despised.
Sometimes I am white, sometimes I am dark. Most people love me. What am I?
I am the only vegetable or fruit that is never sold frozen canned processed or in any other form but fresh.
What happens once in June twice in August and never in May?
I take off my clothes when you put on your clothes. I put on my clothes when you take off your clothes. What am I?
Why was the cook arrested?