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What did the faucet say to the shower?
What did the rain cloud wear under his raincoat?
What do people make that you can't see?
Which word in the dictionary is spelled incorrectly?
What is made of wood and metal and must be buried before it works?
You kick me, you punch me, and you beat me up all class. When you leave, you don't even say thanks for allowing you to beat me up. What am I?