Answer:
What is a cat on ice?
What do you call a fish with 4 eyes?
A desert oasis where money magically disappears from your pocket!
What do you call someone with no body and a nose?
What comes in many different sizes but is always one foot long
Who makes it, has no need of it. Who buys it, has no use for it. Who uses it, can't see it. What is it?