Answer:
Though not a plant I have leaves. though not a beast I have spine. Though many wouldn't need me I am more valuable than wine.
No matter how hard you hit me, no matter how much I hurt, I'll always go for a laugh. What am I?
I get paid when I drive away my customers. What am I?
Where did the baseball keep its lemonade?
Send poorly behaved children to me and let them sit here.
What did the piece of wood say when he saw the screwdriver and screws approaching?
What am I?
Animal
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Easy
Food
Funny
Kids
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