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So cold, damp and dark this place. To stay you would refrain, yet those who occupy this place do never complain.
We are five little objects of an everyday sort, You will find us all in a tennis court.
What's black when you get it, red when you use it, and white when you're all through with it?
What can burn the eyes, sting the mouth, yet be consumed?
A woman shoots her husband, then holds him under water for five minutes. Finally, she hangs him. Five minutes later they enjoy a wonderful dinner together. How can this be?
What scientists might call your pooch.