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Why shouldn't you stay close to a speaker all the time?
I am soldier and I really hate one month. Which month I am talking about?
What is the difference between a car and toilet paper?
If I say "everything I tell you is a lie", am I telling you the truth or a lie?
Where did Bill Clinton and all the married men who are cheating to their wives take their mistresses shopping?
Why was the cook arrested?
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