Answer:
If you drive on this, pedestrians and the police will be pretty upset with you.
In the sun it likes to play; In the rain it goes away; Walk or run it always follows; In the mud it always wallows.
What can be seen but not touched?
What is born on the ground but floats to the sky, to be returned back again from the clouds up high?
If you suffer from this, you might wear a wig
What did the piece of wood say when he saw the screwdriver and screws approaching?
Easy
Animal
Difficult
Food
Funny
Kids
Logic
What am I?