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You are having a bad day if 12 peers deem you to be this
When I get closer my tail grows longer, but when I go away my tail leads the way.
Walk on the living, they don’t even mumble, Walk on the dead, they mutter and grumble. What are they?
Craig died in Florida. Shortly after, Tracy died at sea. Nobody mourned, In fact, everyone was absolutely delighted. Why?
What does a WW1 Trench, A Submarine and a Popular Phone App all have in common?
Why was the cook arrested?
Difficult
Animal
Easy
Food
Funny
Kids
Logic
What am I?