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What do you call a bear in the rain?
I hold two meanings. With one I may be broken, with the other I hold on. What am I?
I contain six letters minus one and you got twelve.
I row quickly with four oars, but never come out from under my own roof. What am I?
I have green hair a round red head and a long thin white beard.
What did the piece of wood say when he saw the screwdriver and screws approaching?