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What is an astronaut's favorite snack?
I saw a strange creature. Long, hard, and straight, thrusting into a round, dark opening. Preparing to discharge its load of lives. Puffing and squealing noises accompanied it, then a final screech as it slowed and stopped.
What do you call a famous lobster?
Tax rates and oil prices occasionally take these nature strolls.
If a chinese man has to pay, what's his name?
What is always coming but never arrives?