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I am a teacher but I have a problem. Every time the students come into my class my eyes bounce and flutter all over the place. Why is this?
What kind of cup doesn't hold water
What did one wall say to the other?
I am tall when I'm young, I am short when I'm old. What am i?
A red drum which sounds without being touched, and grows silent, when it is touched.
I can only be played on a windy day